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trashboat:

trashboat:

just sent my ex my blood pressure results so she fuckin knows what shes missing

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

leiko-tomago:

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

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202304

• Me: goodnight moon
• Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be
• Me: alright

khaleesikun:

me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇

me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING

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egberts:

self care is playing video games on easy and not getting embarrassed because you just want to have fun

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Anonymous: what's your type?

kitfisto:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

c3po:

type of what

Blood

oh red

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